Willow Leaves
What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets
jalapeño business
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SCIENCE!
science has figured out how to open a portal to hell
It’s Cthulhu!!!!!!!!
- sand
- alcohol or lighter fluid
- sugar
- Mix 4 parts powdered sugar with 1 part baking soda.
- Make a mound with the sand. Push a depression into the middle of the sand.
- Pour the alcohol or other fuel into the sand to wet it.
- Pour the sugar and baking soda mixture into the depression.
- Ignite the mound, using a lighter or match.
Oh tumblr, what would we do without you.
REBLOGGING AGAIN FOR THE EXPLANATION
I just thought it was a whole case of 4th of July Snakes
Our Lord Cthulu has made his advent.
okay, i cut this thing up and tacked the full page on the end for viewing purposes, but you can also view the full page on my deviantart here
aesthetically, this is kind of the beta page- i have the whole thing outlined but i might change how i want it to look later on, ayup
haha yeaaaa you might not like me for this one
Authors are always like “your first few books won’t get published so don’t worry about it” but i have never actually finished writing a book????? and i want to be an author?????? help??????
do you ever come up with a story in your head and you’re like ‘OMG THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING THING IN THE HISTORY OF EVER I THINK I’LL WRITE THIS’
but then you don’t know how to write and its just
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so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night
you guys think I’m joking??
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oh god.
We’re that bad, huh?
Neopets.
Did you do the thing, Neopets?
Tell me the truth, Neopets.
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